I am a trout but please don't eat me

nintenclo:

my parents’ initials are bs and ja and when they were dating they used to call each other bull shit and jack ass and i think that’s beautiful

theagencylimited:

Love this promotional work for Science World.

thoseoctoberstars:

posters made to leave around the school

lackyannie:

 

blktauna:

thoughtsofmymadlife:

If I had a penny for every time someone said these things to me…

dood they still say it to me. After @40 years of me stating very clearly I don’t like or want them. WTF people.

lackyannie:

 

blktauna:

thoughtsofmymadlife:

If I had a penny for every time someone said these things to me…

dood they still say it to me. After @40 years of me stating very clearly I don’t like or want them. WTF people.

tatianaception:

the idea of being right-handed or left-handed is so fucked up. like how in the hell is it evolutionarily advantageous to have one hand that’s good at everything and one that’s fucking useless. why aren’t we all dead.

jarley-puckerrose:


Can everyone just be like Dylan?

jarley-puckerrose:

Can everyone just be like Dylan?

eliasgoliath:

kyyojins:

one of my friends suggested we pause pacific rim whenever someone entered the drift

this is one of the least dissappointing decisions i’ve made

POTION SELLER

just-a-mean-teen:

My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point

liamdryden:

This is… oddly uplifting?

liamdryden:

This is… oddly uplifting?

medschool-thenbabies:

Telling your son not to “be such a girl” lets his sister who overhears the conversation know that being a girl is not a good thing and she should be sorry and ashamed of herself.

It also reminds your son that being a boy is better than being a girl and therefore he is better than any girl he will ever meet.

electronicdad:

shit boy i am stuck as a mother fucker

electronicdad:

shit boy i am stuck as a mother fucker

mauve-alert:

I feel like I’m at a point in my life where I know I need to advance the main quest, but instead I faff about doing side quests because the main quest is intimidating and I don’t feel like I’ve leveled up enough to be able to handle it.

thewintersoldiersbutt:

youvebeen-loki-d:

what do you call it when batman skips church?

christian bale

nellyw0:

Goats love me, so I got that goin’ for me which is nice.